Jesus the Gunslinger

This evening I caught part of the Today Show with Jon Stewart. Bitingly sarcastic, the guy makes me laugh without even opening his mouth. But this evening there was great sentence from someone during one of the reports, this one on selling the idea of using guns to the Vatican !?!

"If Jesus had had a handgun, do you think he might have won?"

Now why didn't I think of that. Probably because he really needed a flamethrower to do the job right :)